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love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks