gay nerd

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

i hope all mutuals who i never talk to are having a good day

"And for my next trick, I will make this dick disappear. With my mouth."

nothing gay sex wouldn’t solve

REBLOG if you want NSFW anons

Love having consent to send mutuals nsfw content. Reblog if your mutuals have consent to send you nsfw content.

idc call me a whore but i wanna know what all my friends look like naked