ANT

Yuck haha

I think Gen Z as a generation has been traumatised by powerlessly watching our parents be rude to service staff when we were kids and now we overcompensate it by being insanely polite to them

I walk into every Target thinking that I need to be the most polite and efficient customer there. I'm terrified of getting a bad grade in Customer

it’s still hot out. time to romanticize the bleak mid-winter

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

I’m fucking DYING

I hate this app so fucking much 😩😂

why is it so difficult for ppl to distinguish between "this person is a literal bigot and should not have a platform" and "this person is not actively malicious but has accidentally done a couple harmful things that should be addressed" and "this person has made a few poor taste jokes several years ago but has since grown as a person" and "this person simply just didn't know the 'proper' term for something"

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

Guess I’m not sleeping tonight 😁 🙂