Veni, Vidi, Vici.

just diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency:/

There is a sense of relief when you find out that someone is an asshole in general, and not just towards you.

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back just a little too far.

*thinks of all my worst memories so that every empath in a mile radius takes psychic damage*

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

…a whole history major and yet this post is the first time I’ve fully appreciated the weirdness of the Lincoln assassination

remember eating out? remember that

My mom kept sheep on our balcony and asked me to put a very big rug-sized slice of cheese on the floor.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD numbers huh?

God fuckn shit this is a mess

Zero is actually kind of a weird number, since by itself, it’s… not a number. It’s the absence of a number, it’s nothing. But because it counts as an integer, and because dividing it by 2 also results in an integer (0 again), technically zero is even.

Oh god I love tumblr HAHAHAHA

there’s really nothing quite like talking to yourself at 3am pretending that you’re being interviewed and answering questions that you wish someone would ask you.

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

west virginia

I woke up in my Animal Crossing village, but everything was realistic and had a dark, moody vibe. I started to explore my island and realized I was in a survival game. The longer I survived on the island the bigger and more dangerous it got. I had to avoid sharks, bears, even huge lava monsters.

des

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how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

its the Grape

It's Dionysus