Cool Dude

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

Prelude to an ass kicking

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[imagine that this post is written in heiroglyphics] number fifteen, cum lettuce. The last thing you want in your lettuce is somebody's cum

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

ACAB includes the guy who yelled at me & told me not to dump my old truck parts/oil into the river