Twitter told me to touch grass

A blonde boyfriend is a novelty item similar to a cake pop or sea monkeys

He's more like one of those special cake pops like a Dorito flavored one and it's like kinda gross but it's also really good and then you crave it for years and then they're like hey we brought it back and everyone is like ew why would you do that but then you're really happy about it like that's my blonde guy he's not everyone's type but he's that one guy who just kinda appeared and I kept him in a box and bring him out and go look at this and everyone is like wow that's a unique cake pop

Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry

You know who else is being put down?

I'm so sorry muscle man

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

Yes hahahaha YES IT WAS FUN

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever