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Animal Intelligence

Ever notice how they keep moving the goalposts when it comes to animal intelligence vs. human intelligence?

“Humans are completely unique. No other animal uses tools.”

“Actually, wild sea otters have been observed using rocks to open shellfish.”

“Okay, but that’s not true intelligence. They just pick the rocks up; they don’t alter them in any way.”

“Chimps peel the leaves from sticks to make more effective termite probes.”

“Well, that’s just technology. Only humans have art.”

“What about painting elephants? Art critics often can’t tell the difference between their work and a human’s.”

“Okay fine. But only humans have language. That’s the mark of true intelligence.”

“These African Grey Parrots use hundreds of words correctly and even ask original questions.”

“Oh yeah? Well, does any non-human species demonstrate self-awareness?”

“Dolphins pass the mirror test without training.”

“Pfft. How about problem-solving?”

“I can’t keep squirrels out of my bird feeder no matter what I do.”

“Aha! Bet you can’t think of a species that possesses all these traits! Only humans! We’re No. 1! We’re No. 1!”

“Crows.”

“LALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOOOOUUUUUUUUU…”

pom-seedss

Are we smart enough to know how smart animals are? by Frans de Waal explores this exact question and its a fascinating read.

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daamonx

Me at Applebees trying to drink my 13th bahama mama

ginger-ale-official

Just finished replacing all the windows in my car with intricately crafted stained glass that shatters every time I hit a pothole

shitihavetohear

ginger-ale-official

Ah shit my fuckin windows why did I do this

kasaneteto

HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG

kasaneteto

s3tok41b4

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

gloomcult-exe-blog

golfgalaxy

that caterpillar bout to get zooted

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whitmanic

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

whitmanic

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

bigasspants

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

pottamux

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

chambylin

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

pottamux

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

whitmanic

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

shadovvlurking

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

whitmanic

Excuse me?

interesting-url24

when cleaning out my room last week i found a bag of teeth under my bed that i had pulled when i was 11. i dont know how they got under my bed but it was very distressing to reach under my bed without looking and pull out teeth

crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428

im trying find a certain cat picture, its kinda grey-black cat holding on to one of those cat climb/scratch post while going :v

looks like this

unhumanmess-deactivated20181125

This one?

crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428

yes!!!! thank you!!

now your second quest, which is optional

unhumanmess-deactivated20181125

Butter cat???

crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428

yes! thats the one! i have no more mspaint cats now. thanks for partaking in the quest for cats.

obviousplant

Anyone need a horse funeral catered?

jembu23

T u e s d a y s

bohemian17

This is an add straight out of night vale

deaddolin

animalbody

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

gay-jesus-probably

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

kremeroyale

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

nullannddvooiid

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

exjwthings

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

atheistjw

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

skirris

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

mmmm-gross

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

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corsolanite

It seems… they’re called Meltan! ♡

bunjywunjy

they are SO FUCKING DUMB I LOVE THEM

how-late-am-i

have you guys ever noticed how pretty the bi flag is???

Like, look at it

It looks like a sunset

just

#the sky is bi confirmed

formerfundie

You wanna get people to hate you? Just claim the whole fucking sky belongs to your favorite kink.

emolumentsclause-deactivated201

the sky belongs to bisexuals now sorry str8s

renegalien-deactivated20210515

I have legal rights on the sky purely because you called my sexuality a “kink” you piece of shit. You’re legally not allowed to look at the sky any more. Fuck you.

socialistexan

When you reject religion but keep all the shitty politics associated with it.

jamaicanblackcastoroil

“Racial realist”

portmanteau-bot

racial + realist = racist.

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soyest-boyest

AFSHEBENRM

professorevilbadpaingiver

EVEN THE BOT DRAGGED HIM IM DONE

ranchersrevenge

VERY GOOD BOT

gif87a-com

leolomir-blog

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

unclefather

everythingstarstuff

bears-official

the only man i trust tbh

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