it must suck being a princess. having to deal with princes and knights and dragons and commoners and ruffians and rogues and soldiers and assassins and ogres and mimics and knights always FUCKING you. who has the time!

To all the trans people who see this tonight, no matter what happens, we will survive. Trans people will still be here 4 years from now and 10 years from now and 100 years from now and tomorrow. We have always existed and we always will. The world cannot unlearn about us; we are too public, too loud, too beloved, too present. Ill be here tomorrow. Please stay here with me.

ttrpg seinfeld

jerry pretends to understand the rules of shadowrun to impress his new girlfriend. elaine helps him fill out his character sheets but accidentally bases all the characters on famous terrorists she saw on the news. george starts a paid GM service but keeps finding ways to partykill his players so he doesn't have to work the full hour. kramer gets into chuubo's

elaine tries to break up with her goth boyfriend by repeatedly killing his character in her vtm game but discovers that he finds it romantic. george gets into trouble when a botched kickstarter scam puts him on the hook to deliver a 5e licensed adaptation of the dictionary

jerry joins a dream askew table to prove that he's a good roleplayer after his ex-girlfriend calls him a 'trad gamer'. kramer tries to get out of being contracted to write a supplement for an OSR game after he realizes that the creator of the game is racist

george tries to get a slot on critical role when he realizes elaine is dating matt mercer's cousin. jerry gets caught fudging his rolls on a livestream. kramer gets into hot water with the FBI when his new dungeon module happens to have the exact same floorplan as the pentagon

Reblog if you want to be force femmed!

boss calls me into her cubicle to have a meeting because i wont stop sending chun li fan art to my coworkers. "her tits wouldn't be that big"