Are You Watching Closely?

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

will the barbie movie include cock ring ken

I love men that are so hairy they can't even hide it like they have hairy ass forearms and it's creeping up their wrists and knuckles and poking out of the collar of their button up shirt... your slutty whore DNA is bursting at the seams. Whore.

I got a bit carried away here I apologize for my language

self isolating to cope is great until you look up one day and years have passed and you realise no one knew you when you were 18 or 19 or 20 or 21 and now they never will

You were either a Magic Treehouse kid, a Goosebumps kid, an Animorphs kid, or a Babysitters Club kid.

Oh thank god it’s not just me. I get like…ashamed and uncomfortable reading wlw fics and books? Even when I see wlw couples on tv. It’s feels like I’m supposed to avoid it, like when a sex scene comes on in a movie you’re watching with your parents as a kid. Mlm content gives me the representation I crave without having to feel like it’s important to me, I guess.

Yeah for myself I would say it’s more that wlw feels more intensely personal to me/has a different and more self inserty vibe than I want when I’m reading for fun.

Reblogging this old post because a few weeks ago I bought a bunch of wlw romances at Barnes & Noble and had a whole convo with a gay man who said he reads wlw for this exact reason and I was practically jumping up and down I was so excited to find someone in the wild who shared something with me that’s so specific!

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine