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@angrysalmon
Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.
“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”
and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard
“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”
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getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification
same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher
wish i was one of those women in vintage pulp horror art. tits out, drinking blood, bats around me, some scary castle in the background...
drink water & masturbate today bc you deserve that
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
There should be a specific fashion item for keeping your sleeves rolled up. Like big clasping arm bracelets. I think this would improve morale in the gay community somewhat.
There is though
They’re called Sleeve Garters, they started off in the 19th century and where popular with musicians, gamblers, gunslingers and the occasional Victorian gentleman. Nowadays you can see bartenders wearing them
Sluts! (affectionate)
Tattoos should be covered by insurance as a gender affirming procedure
People started reblogging this again and I still stand by it
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california just shot down legislation to ban slavery
reminder that california has a democratic supermajority in both houses of the legislature and democratic governor
for all the good and bad it means, california is a snapshot of the best this country could get under complete democratic control
californians enjoy a lot of rights we do not have at the national level! the difference is real, obligatory disclaimers etc.
but also nothing passes that really undermines the power of the ruling class. even single payer health care was repeatedly shelved.
a democratic supermajority and they will not get rid of slavery, fucking disgraceful
life tips
make yourself hard to kill
say fuck it we ball whenever something bad happens
if your therapist cant fix you you can make her worse
“This is Pamcake. I make her smôl pamcake.”
By @Pamcake _the_Himalayan
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What’s your take on spontaneous human combustion
I think it should be subsidized
*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?
