MY BLOG IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BLOG

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

This is literally almost word for word what I used to say in high school to convince people I was straight. No one was even questioning me or cared I’d just start saying this out of nowhere to defend myself and everyone would look at me like girl…… whatever

ooo…. lady gagita

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

i get high & start actn like joe biden