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@nomadbones
hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i'm happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their "about" section, but here's the basic important stuff:
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It’s 10pm, Do you know where your children are?
Unrelatable friendo
#VasectomyGang #BluetoothBalls #NothinButBlanks
Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there
Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now
So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon
And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska
A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.
Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives
@demegods
𝕴 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖉𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑?
It's clearly casting moonbeam, you uncultured fireball-brained wizard.
It’s clearly casting
moonbeam, you uncultured
fireball-brained wizard.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you
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Closest match: Aphelia paleana genome assembly, chromosome: 14 Common name: Timothy Tortrix
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I’m sorry, his name is Timothy?
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best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition
And who could forget the classic
Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it
i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss
"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market
is it really possible for a girl to eat a burger....
ourger -> 🍔
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Closest match: Anthopleura xanthogrammica genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Giant Green Sea Anemone
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i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.
“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical
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never let it be said i dont treat my miis right
Fuuuuuuuck dude why do the digital freaks always get the good shit
I’m pissed the fuck off that this shit ass wizard fitness coach gives me gender envy
Can you do the vulcan salute with both hands?
Yes
No
What like
!!FOR DEVOUT CALVINISTS ONLY!!
Did/does your father drive a 1993 Ford Explorer XLT?
Let the people answer my question
if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat
If you go looking for doom all you will find is gl- wait hold on there’s a guy here too wtf. He has a shotgun who is thi- YOOO HES KILLING THE DEMONS THIS GUY ROCKS HOLY FUCK
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie
“Oh he’s an angel he’d never hurt anything”
The shit their horribly under-stimulated Border Collie is doing to your Shih Tzu like 5 ft away:
I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs
IN A SCARY WAY
Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!
I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION
AAAAAAAAA SOMEBODY HELP HES GONNA KILL MEEEEE
