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this post is so fucked up because whenever it comes up on my dash i will without fail spend at least 30 seconds dragging a sponge around my screen like an idiot. no matter how many times i see this post it still gets me and now im about to do it again for good measure
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Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
People like this exist. Interesting.
this story has a part 2
THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I thought things couldnât get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could âfeel like a Kardashian for a dayâ and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to âfind herselfâ after being âbetrayedâ by her friends who didnât want to partake but here we are
I thought it was the same person ngl.
Iâm in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.
THEREâS AN UPDATE
Stephanie is a true hero.
my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means thereâs AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasnât caught yet
jojoâs bizarre adventure
Thatâs it. Thatâs his whole character.
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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: âI asked for Lemonade, you gave me Spriteâ in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like âthe fuck is wrong with youâ
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as weâre concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
âSprite IS lemonade as far as weâre concernedâ
@fleamont can you verify?
Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we donât actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.
Y'ALL AINâT GOT LEMONADE?!?!??
madnessâŚ
âwe donât actually have what you guys consider lemonadeâ
That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence
What the⌠Lmao
Why is it called lemonade then? đ¤
@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?
IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P
LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE
Things heating up in the drink fandom
Iâm pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didnât seem to be a common brand so Iâd ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonadeÂ
Sprite is a recognised brand here, but itâs not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.
This is fucked up.
Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.
LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN
Living? Sensibly?
Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.
Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.
Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar Systemâs four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.
The people of Earth are known as âEarthlingsâ or âSpriteloidsâ interchangeably (although not to each other).
At least in the UK, if you order lemonade youâll sometimes get Sprite, but if itâs proper itâs a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.
Oh shit, Iâve had gassosa, itâs AMAZING.
I just want to say that the whole âlemonade and Sprite are interchangeableâ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience
@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!
@kingkilling-and-stormlight so⌠what you are all saying is. Lemonade is ⌠not fizzy⌠in America?
You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy âfresh squeezed lemonadeâ at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically itâs diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isnât so overpowering.Â
In the south, itâs very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.
In Germany, youâd ask for âLimonadeâ and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; itâll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.
As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but canât remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.
Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????
oh wow I hadnât even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.
This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just ⌠this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? Thereâs a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You canât buy it like that from a store. And thereâs nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.
Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????
Does this mean a significant portion of the global population donât know what to do when life hands you lemons?
Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if youâre using it as a mixer, youâre less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:
Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, itâs a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, itâs still going to be premade rather than fresh.Â
OH GOD THATâS WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.
Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.
@cresselian
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experiences that take place on a different plane of existence
- parentsâ evening
- sleepovers
- literally the entirety of Christmas Day
- lying in bed with earphones in
- flights
- exams
- anything you do between 3-4am
- driving in the dark
-when you come out of the movie theater and itâs dark outside
this post is so frightening and i Donât Know Why
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This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.
Same place, different day.
Awesome color study
fantasy adventure genre vs survival horror genre
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like âthis generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentialsâ and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans wonât tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER ITâS UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DONâT EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* ITâS SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because itâs easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronnerâs. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. Thatâs it. Thatâs the whole thing. Use maybe a Âź cup per load.
^^^ Iâve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesnât come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesnât need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
I love this post so much itâs filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one
now that spooky season is over and you emo dweebs have to go home, itâs time for me to be holly and jolly on fucking main
time to be holly and jolly on fucking main
NO! NO CHRISTMAS THEMED ANYTHING UNTIL DECEMBER
HOLLY AND JOLLY ON FUCKING MAIN
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