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religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

idk if this is because I’m autistic or because I’m an asshole but I HATE unannounced visits at my house. I do not care if you are the love of my life, if you decide to surprise me by showing up with no warning on a Sunday at 9 am when i haven’t showered in 3 days and i have dirty dishes in the sink, i will not be pleasant. PISSES ME OFFFFFFF

also to be clear i don't actually think there's anything wrong with enjoying m/m. it's fine. i enjoy some of that myself. I just think any argument that "actually it's secretly feminist to like m/m" immediately falls apart under scrutiny and perhaps instead of playing defense all the time about it, it would maybe be healthier to challenge the ways that misogyny actually flourishes in m/m fan spaces and to acknowledge the fact that the attention m/m gets compared to f/f Is Perhaps A Result Of Misogyny

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

there will be layoffs

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

big loud incorrect buzzer noise that plays after every social interaction i have