꒰୨୧◞ 。キド う⠀.ᐟ

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

Don’t assume you know me based on 8,000 confessional posts.

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

that's arugula

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

Prostrate Knotweed is my stripper name

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls