I HATE Robots in Disguise so I've Gotta Do Something About It!
(You can scroll down if you just wanna do the poll yall are not obligated to listen to me yap lol)
Okay so I've been watching Transformers: Robots in Disguise lately, and it has been agonizing like 'I genuinely don't know how this show got made' levels of bad (I'll discuss my complaints for the first 3 seasons below the poll if you wanna jump to that) and I being me have decided I wanna do a rewrite however I have a problem: I have two different rewrites I wanna do. Now I'm a busy gal BUT I'd like to write both however I am gonna have to take it (mostly) one at a time, SO I wanna know which one yall would like first (also yes they come with redesigns for Sideswipe, Strongarm, Windblade, possibly Grimlock and Fixit but for those two it'd only be minor tweaks here and there)
OPTIMUS WILL NOT BE ALIVE IN EITHER OF THESE TIMELINES BECAUSE THAT MAN DESERVES TO REST AND I THINK BRINGING HIM BACK CHEAPENS HIS DEATH/SACRAFICE!
Possible Timelines (You don't have to read it's just some context):
The Bad Timeline (10-15 years in the future): This timeline is somewhat similar to the show , a council from a large Cybertronian diaspora takes power reinstating functionalism. Most of the remaining Autobots attempt to fight this but most are either blacklisted or outright banished from Cybertron, Bumblebee and Smokescreen being the only two remaining. Bumblebee is the bittered chief of police in New Iacon (since putting him at a super low position would be really suspicious and his power is pretty limited) and as a part of a new program has taken on the very best and worst student from the military academy. Strongarm is an over eager teen raised in a strict diaspora desperate to prove herself while suffering from severe OCD that motivates many of her actions as well as her world view. Sideswipe on the other hand is the epitome of a troubled teen bitter and resentful towards a world that he believes hates him, a foster child bounced from home to home alongside his twin brother Sunstreaker who always seemed to be better than him. The Strongarm and Sideswipe butt heads constantly but after an incident where cooperation wound up getting them in trouble the group of three is sent to Earth to check on a distress signal for the prison ship the Alchemor.
Bumblebee is tired, bitter and slightly angry in this version, quite similar to Ratchet in a sense. He hates the fact that the war he spent his entire life fighting, that his father (fight me on this) died for, resulted in the planet ending up in the same place as it had been before.
This version will explore themes of war, revolution, growth, coping with past trauma, growing up in a broken system and grief and YES it will have a happy ending but it will be far more miserable along the way (seriously it gets bad because ya girl is GOING to give Grimlock some needed depth)
The Good Timeline (3-5 years later): This timeline almost completely veers away from the show, with Bumblebee beginning the series as the defacto head of Cybertron that is slowly but surely trying to develop into a functioning (not functionalist lol (I'm sorry that was terrible)) society. He's struggling to balance the needs of the different bots from different diaspora and dealing with the new generation of bots. His break comes in the form of the crashing of a practically ancient prison ship.
He decides to make it a learning opportunity for two bots he sees much potential in. Strongarm is still an eager cadet but one who grew up in an extremely conservative and old fashioned diaspora that drilled many of those ideas so far into her head she struggles to get them out however that's what her oddball team is for (also yes she still has OCD fight me on this, I have OCD I know what it looks like and holy moly does this girl have it). Sideswipe is still a troubled teen bounced from home to home alongside his "perfect" twin brother, a punk caught for everything from property damage to vandalism to starting fights, he's got a lot of energy and a lot of spunk and Bumblebee knows if he's taught to direct it at something productive he could be something great (also he almost definitely has ADHD possibly AuDHD, so does Sunstreaker but he's SUPER high masking, that'd be a whole "episode" aka chapter where Sunstreaker visits and Sideswipe gets insecure).
However instead of three "seasons" (arcs) of finding prisoners, they'll be the main focus for about one "season", then the other two will each tie up a loose end from prime, one will be Arachnid whos still out there as a hungry vampire wreaking havoc across the galaxy (cause I love the idea that because she wasn't dead when bit she's still conscious but more blood (energon?) thirsty) and then the other will be Shockwave (whos still out there somewhere???) and Soundwave teaming up and becoming a major threat.
In this version Bumblebee is nothing like RID!Bee he's tired, but he's over all happy, he's making the better world Optimus had always wanted and he's glad the younger generations won't have to grow up like he did. He's in touch with all of the Autobots, all of whom have different jobs when it comes to Cybertron's reconstruction also YES Knockout will be included because I will give him more depth even if it kills me.
This version will explore similar themes to the first but with a few additions: War, grief, growth, PTSD/coping with past trauma, growing up in a broken system, the glorification of war, the moral greyness of war, found family, finding of one's own identity, and probably others I'm forgetting. This one is still gonna be plenty angsty (Bee misses his dad a lot :[) but not nearly as bad as The Bad Timeline and of course it gets a happy ending.
Gosh this was a way longer explanation than I planned but OH WELL I really wanted yall to know what your options were ya know? Anyways poll time!
Which Timeline Do Yall Wanna See First?
The Bad Timeline
The Good Timeline
Voting ended onSep 13, 2025
This is just my opinions on RID and you can absolutely skip if you want it's mostly just for me so I can get this all off my chest! And remember all this is my OPINION not a fact and this is all silly and for fun and we all know this is not a personal attack right? Awesome go right on ahead!
So these complaints aren't in any particular order, some are mildly irritating and other are cannon shattering, mind meltingly, utterly awful.
-Sideswipes design is so... bizarre like he's supposed to be punk but literally nothing about the design screams punk, his like... head hair thing doesn't give punk to me yes it's spikey but not in a very punk way. So my idea is to give him bumper stickers that act like patches on a punk jacket, have him have more scuffed/scratched paint and maybe give him some like eyeliner or something (if Strongarm can have blue lipstick Sideswipe can have some smudged eyeliner) and I think it would be silly if he had like some caution tape tied uhhh idk somewhere cause he'd definitely think that's funny (Strongarm would think its very dumb).
-WHY THE FUCK IS JAZZ ALIVE IF HE WAS ALIVE FOR THE ENTIERTY OF PRIME THEN WHERE THE FUCK WAS HE WHEN THEY WERE FIGHTING LITERAL ROBOT SATAN HES LITERALLY THE SECOND IN COMAND/FIRST LIEUTENANT ALSO HIS BEST FRIEND LITERALLY DIED LIKE WHY IS HE SO CHILL
-Wtf is going on with aging in the show? Like Sideswipe and Strongarm are very clearly teenagers but like were they born? Were they raised? This universe is supposed to be one where people are born from the Well of Allsparks, but also Bumblebee reverts mentally to being a child which insinuates he grew up/was raised (good for my head-cannons but bad for the actual cannon) so like what?
-Why is Optimus so mean, like he's so cold towards everyone and doesn't even come close to the vibe he had in Prime, like in Prime he was very serious but he was also still very caring and kind. But in RID he's like a completely different person (minus the scenes with Ratchet??? like he's relatively normal then, idk maybe his husband brings out the best in him)
-Megatronus... THEE MEGATRONUS PRIME was defeated IN TWO GODDAMN EPISODES! No words, can describe how stupid this is, genuinely I don't think any words could possibly express how idiotic this is. Like you're telling me a glorified mob boss is taking longer to take down than Megatronus Prime. Don't talk to me T-T like you can't just bring in Megatronus and then use the power of friendship and laser swords to get rid of him. (Also his powers were lame as FUCK like he was created to fight Unicron and all he has is an ENERGY BLAST literally fuck all the way off) Also his design was so mid, like in my personal opinion I think the OG Primes should be BIG, tall and generally have a very commanding yet almost regal air to them you know?
-Soundwave deserved WAY more screen time/a whole arc. That's it.
-Starscream, that man should A) Either be dead (the logical option) or B) NOT IN THIS SHOW like how was he somehow treated as more of a threat than Megatronus Prime! I think his plotline would have made more sense if it was like Shockwave or something? It still wouldn't have been all that good but it at least would have made a little more sense
-Strongarm. Now, I am ALWAYS going to try and root for female characters in male dominated franchises, I am a woman and I love to see women winning however... I hate Strongarm. I tried so hard to like her, but like her being a cop, her always acting like she's better than everyone, putting people like Grim and Sideswipe down for their intelligence, treating Fixit like a lower lifeform simply for being a minicon (mostly season 1 but it still rears its head and I'm pissed to this day they decided to randomly switch Sideswipes personality to have him randomly start infantilizing the minicons out of nowhere that arc should have gone to Strongarm). Now I personally HC her as having OCD (like I've said I have it and she has a laundry list of symptoms) but it's very clear the show runners weren't trying to do that so I can't give her as much grace as I usually would. The way she treats others is abysmal and she's just straight up cruel but can always get away with it for some reason meanwhile Sideswipe breathes and they jump him (he has some pretty bad asshole moments too but they at least acknowledge that he's an asshole)
-Drift is such a nothing burger in this show, like his concept is I'd argue one of the most interesting bots, but in this show he's about as flavorful as wonder bread also I hate his design like WHY IS HE ORANGE??? His minicons are fine tho, they're usually chill.
-Bumblebee is so MEAN like he really isn't anything like what he was like in Prime, and while interesting in concept since he is literally a war veteran they don't actually acknowledge the shift and it's just bizarre. He never corrects Strongarms insufferable behavior and is way too chill with Functionalism being up and running again. Like he has none of the traits that made him such a good character in Prime, LIKE HE'S EVEN CHILL WITH LEAVING THE OTHER FIXIT BOTS STUCK IN SLAVERY LIKE WHAT???
-Everyone in the show doesn't treat Optimus like a seasoned war general but instead someone's grandpa. Genuinely why EVERYONE seem to forget that he led thousands of soldier into hundreds of battles? He won a whole ass war with a team of less than 10 bots against an army! It's just so weird and makes no sense! Especially for Bumblebee, like why does he all of a sudden hate Optimus? Like yes he wants to lead but why does that also lead to him being obsessed with doing things his way and his way only? The way they write Optimus is so bizarre truly should have just let the poor man rest.
-Okay so this one, I think might have deadass been pure negligence on the writers' part, but Fixit being a fan of the the Pits as in the ones in Kaon. So in the episode with gorilla guy (I do not care enough to back and find his name) they make Fixit a huge fan of his and... okay wow that's really awful. Like the Pits are pretty much a representation of the caste system and the severe gap in wealth and social mobility, where rich bots would go and watch bots of a lower caste literally kill for the chance of even an ounce of social mobility. How in the name of all that is holy did they think making Fixit (a minicon who presumably also faced this harsh caste system just in a different manner) a FAN! AND WHY IS EVERYONE OKAY WITH IT!?!? ESPECIALLY Bumblebee! Like Strongarm and Sideswipe not knowing, makes sense they're young they wouldn't know the Pits in their "prime", Grimlock (who I just kinda assume came from Kaon since he's pretty physically strong and it would make sense if he was a laborer) MIGHT think it's normal, BUT BUMBLEBEE SHOULD KNOW BETTER! He knew Optimus who saw the Pits and I can't imagine never told anyone, cause like he'd want to make sure everyone understood why the caste system was bad you know? Yall this one actually got me SO heated tbh like lord have mercy. In a better world this episode would have A) either addressed Fixit's behavior and maybe been a Grimlock episode where he gets to talk about his past? or B) Have never gone down like that in the first place and maybe instead about helping someone break out of a cycle of pain because the system that put them down is gone that would have been dope but no we live in the BAD timeline where RID is awful.
-Why is Windblade so short? She's a JET like I feel like she deserves to be tall! Like I looked it up and she's supposed to be a VTOL which are not generally small aircrafts so like... what?
-Grimlock deserved more screen time <3
-They toned down Ratchet's sass, like bro let him be his grumpy old man self in his entirety. Honestly most of the characters fail miserably at being sassy and are just flat out mean. Like Knockout, that man is sassy same with TFP Starscream, but everyone in the show is like just so unfunny and mean that nothing comes off as playful or silly it just seems like they all hate each other.
-Why do they never mention the humans from TFP! Raf was Bee's bestie but he doesn't seem to give a single shit about him! Actually where are ANY of the humans like where the fuck is the government??? They absolutely would have noticed the bots being back lets be honest with ourselves they were NOT slick in the slightest, like these robots were NOT in disguise.
I'm sure I missed something but oh well this is long enough as is
Things I liked cause I don't wanna be a complete Debbie Downer (again in no particular order):
-Grimlock! He's an absolute sweetheart and a complete pleasure, genuinely the most tolerable of the main characters, he's also (in my opinion) the funniest, like he's dumb in an endearing kind of way rather than dumb in a tooth grating way like almost everyone else.
-Optimus and Ratchet's reunion, god I am so weak for this ship like Ratchet literally grinning and Optimus smiling at him was so cute and Optimus's little "It's good to have yo by my side once more Ratchet." like ugh they're literally the ship ever! do I think that they deserved an embrace yes but I also think Bee deserved a hug as well but NOOOO goodness forbid they show affection of any kind, whatever point is I love OptiRatch (which I vote we rename Operation!shipping get it cause OP for Optimus and then it's operation cause Ratchet's a medic? I also think MegOp should be Opposition!Shipping, it's not my cup of tea but I think other people deserve a cup with a better name)
-STARSCREAMS SEASON THREE FINALE POWERED UP DESIGN! Okay so I am not a Starscream girly (I don't dislike him btw I'm just not one of his superfans I do actually think he's a fascinating character tho) BUT HIS DESIGN WAS SO FIRE. ANGELIC IMAGERY WHILE TRYING TO WEILD A WEPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! THE SCENE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE WHEN OPTIMUS MEETS PRIMUS/FIND THE MATRIX BUT IS PERICED BY THIS EVIL PURPLE TO SHOW HIS CORRUPTION AND THE FACT IT LOOKED A LITTLE BIT LIKE HIS SHATTERED GLASS COLORS UGGGHHHHH! He looked so COOL and the design was wasted on a boring fight and an awful show, I definitely think they should try a design like that for him again cause it ate DOWN! Literally best design in the show, I'll happily die on that hill, a surprising hill to die on but a hill nonetheless. (Honestly if they wanted to do a fallen angle/angelic imagery WHY DIDN'T THEY DO IT FOR MEGATRONUS THE GUY WHOS OTHER NAME IS LITERALLY THE FALLEN LIKE COME ONE HIM WITH ANGELIC IMAGERY WOULD HAVE GONE UNBELIEVABLY HARD!)
-The accents for the villains were funny, I'm well aware they weren't supposed to be I literally don't care they had me cackling a few times purely because of how dumb the villains sounded when fighting each other.
-This isn't really a props to the show but Overloads name is really funny, yall know why, the show runners absolutely didn't especially back in like 2015 but it was funny watching in the year of all things terrible 2025 (I would KILL to see Knockout bully this man over his name, he'd have a FEILD DAY)
-Fixit is great... if you ignore him having apparently been involved with the Pits...
-Strongarm having a different frame was fucking dope! I honestly wish they made her a little taller tho cause like her alt is bigger than Sideswipes so why is she shorter? For the most part her design is pretty solid only little nitpicks here and there.
My GOODNESS that was a long one yall! If you somehow made it this far then you're a damn trooper! I can't wait to see what yall pick cause I am SO curious, I honestly love both of the ideas equally so I'm 100% ready to start pumping out either one!
Anyways I hope yall have a great day/night, drink water, be cringe and free! Peace out!