I forgot to post this wip before I got sick

I'm purposefully leaving any retcon series out bro.

I got bored and really wanted to post so I was like "I have a huge quote book might as well use it" and I thought this would be funny so here you go (some phrases altered to use Cybertronian/show accurate terms if needed) also if its bolded its quotes that have more than one sentence:

Ratchet learning human tech: I clicked page up and got sent to the Pits

Ultra Magnus weapon checking the Wreckers: No, no I am not having a fun time looking for bombs.

Starscream: My intergalactic criminal status has nothing to do with me being just a girl!

Arcee or Knockout: I need some financial compensation and a margarita

Ratchet to the kids: You have lungs... probably

Miko: I'm a girl when its funny

The Writers @ Breakdown: It'd be cheaper to keep you dead

Wheeljack about Megatron: He ain't got time for berth stuff he's to busy being evil

Starscream: Chivalry is dead, do it yourself.

Breakdown: You wanna make out?

Knockout: Right now I want to finish my science expiriment, but later sure.

Bumblebee: I'm the unparanoid one now, not cause I just took my meds but because I'm slowly losing track of this conversation.

Optimus: I'm a middle class nepo-baby

Breakdown back on Cybertron: But did Primus ever consider the fact I'm broke?

Ratchet @ Orion Pax when he was talking to Megatronus: You have a whole field of options and you pick rotten tomatoes?

Bulkhead: I give a scrap! I give all the scraps!

Arcee to Bumblebee: Your father is autistic and your mother is gay

Optimus: Primus is everyone's *looks at paper* homeboy

Breakdown (more g1 but whatevs): I do not have a one track mind, I have to much paranoia for that!

Optimus @ Ratchet: I'm never going to poison you to spice up our marriage

Jack: Alright buddy lets not get cocky

Miko: Gotta make up for the one I don't have

Miko @ Raf: You're too autistic for someone to sell you crack

Knockout: My pronouns are serving/cunt

Arcee to Bulkhead during a very odd conversation: You're too malewife girldad coded to be a pimp.

Bumblebee: Every day is my napalm era... cause I'm at war... please let me go to bed.

Bumblebee: What even is a medical humbling?

Ratchet: A lobotomy

Raf @ Jack: I thought K.O burger was gonna kill you but it turns out it's the German language.

Ratchet: A crackhead can yell at me any day of the week but if they don't have energon I'm gonna cry

Wheeljack @ Ultra Magnus: Why don't you mandate report this aft!

Ultra Magnus: I'm following the rules and he's making apple pie in the garden of Eden

I colored these bc I can't sleep,,, pretty happy with all of them despite the messiness

they're so,,, augh,,,