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Go ahead, make your OC the sibling/child/friend/whatever of an important canon character. Ship your OC with a canon character. Its fandom, its posts on social media/fanfic/fan art. Go for it, have fun, make up your own headcanons.
We're all just here to have fun.
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this is a life saver 😭
Reblog if you say "Y'all"
Did anyone else think of this when they saw Charlie Disco from 'Dead as Disco'?
mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor
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Has anyone made an AU where Albert Wesker somehow acquires adopts Grace instead of Alyssa?
Wesker, in this AU, manages to track down Spencer and show up to his Mansion a few months earlier than Spencer anticipated. They still have their conversation and Spencer still dies. However Chris and Jill don't show up. Instead Wesker hears a baby's cry and finds Patrick (Spencer's butler) trying to escape with baby!Grace. He kills the butler and takes baby!Grace as well as any important documents Spencer had in his Mansion.
Wesker finds out that Alyssa Ashcroft met with Spencer recently, tracked her down and stole her and Spencer's interview footage. He also kills her in this AU. (Sorry Alyssa...). With the combination of Spencer's notes, Alyssa's footage, and a few blood tests, Wesker finds out that Grace was adopted by Spencer and has an antiviral running through her veins (I HC that Spencer gave her Elpis as a baby, making her immune to T-virus based attacks). Other than Elpis she's just a normal human baby.
Wesker, out of spite towards Spencer and his "regrets", decides to raise Grace. (He wants to raise an heir to his ideals but ends up becoming a dedicated girl dad... eventually).
Wesker survives RE5 (somehow) because he's motivated by Dad instincts or something. Decides to raise Grace while the world thinks he's dead.
Grace still has anxiety and still becomes an FBI Agent (Wesker thinks it's ridiculous but supports her anyway, giving her the best training he can and a better gun. She's still a desk worker but is slightly more prepared and skilled than canon. Just slightly.)
Not sure how the events of RE9 would unfold...
"oh so deporting immigrants and bombing the middle east is bad when trump does it but you didnt speak out when obama was doing it!" I WAS 12 WHEN OBAMA WAS DOING IT. sorry for not being caught up on all of obamas war crimes in middle school i was too busy watching undertale videos and researching suicide methods
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you know what i need more of in (Villainous character) x reader fics??
I WANT THE READER TO BE JUST AS FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD AS THEM!!
ULTIMATE POWER COUPLE TYPE SHIT!!
NO MORE OF THAT "but but evil is bad!!! :(" READER BS
I WANT READER TO BE COVERED IN BLOOD BESIDE THEIR MAN AS THEY WATCH THE WORLD BURN :)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF YOU HATE THE NEW UPDATE REBLOG THIS POST
[ PT; please for the love of god if you hate the new update reblog this post ]
I am organizing a lights out protest on tumblr, from March 20th 6AM UTC until March 21st 6AM UTC. It is best if as many tumblr users as possible can join this protest, as a mass downtime in users is the only way the tumblr staff will listen to us.
If you cherish this hellsite, participate. Do your bit. Every person counts.
Thank you for reading, and to @staff @changes: give us our tumblr back, or the people will migrate somewhere else. This is a threat.
Me finding out I can access Tumblr in the Philippines again
Hey, tumblrists who live in the philippines!
You may know of the problem we're having. No images loading and buffering forever.
I have found a cure to the problem.
Use mobile data instead of connecting to the internet, and you'll see the images just fine.
Alternatively, you could get a vpn if you have no data.
Works wonders.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.
Now seen in 2026
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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go
im glad everyone agrees that this is fun. do this with your friends now !!!
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Mr. Incredible : So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Gazerbeam :...I did. I broke it.
Mr. Incredible : No. No you didn't. Gamma Jack?
Gamma Jack: Don't look at me. Look at Frozone.
Frozone: What?! I didn't break it.
Gamma Jack: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Frozone: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Gamma Jack: Suspicious.
Frozone: No, it's not!
Elastigirl: If it matters, probably not, but Nightwatch was the last one to use it.
Nightwatch: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Elastigirl: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Nightwatch: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Elastigirl!
Gazerbeam : Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mr. Incredible .
Mr. Incredible : No! Who broke it!
Everyone:
Elastigirl: Mr. Incredible ... Gamma Jack's been awfully quiet.
Gamma Jack: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Mr. Incredible, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Mr. Incredible : I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Mr. Incredible : Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
