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Oil is Thicker Then Blood (Part 26)
Warnings: For Those who may be uncomfortable with:
Non-Sexual Nudity
Non-Sexual Intimacy
They be robots, don't be weird about it.
“Uzi!” N was wrought with panic, he'd been worried in the couple of hours she'd been gone, feeling that something terrible would happen, something he wouldn't be able to stop.
And now, she was home again, V helping her stand at the doorway. Missing a whole limb.
“What happened?!” He yelped, moving forward so quickly he nearly shoved V over, taking his injured girlfriend into his arms, holding her lower back as he fussed over her, holding her at eye level.
V lifted an eyebrow, N was affectionate sure, but this seemed… more intimate than just N being worried over someone he cared about (even if she knew he was crushing on them).
“I uh, underestimated what we'd run into, I'm alright though. V seriously saved my ass.” Uzi responded with a small reassuring smile, although one rather pained. A wince passed through her again, her system warning her that her oil levels were low.
“Come in V.” He stepped out of V's way and carried Uzi over the counter, giving her a container of oil that she desperately chugged, it would normally take her a couple days to go through even one container but this one she finished within a couple of minutes.
V stepped into the living room, closing the door with her tail, her gaze drifted to the bedroom, as well as several trinkets that she was sure wasn't N's, a fake (maybe) human skull, rolled up sketches of plans and engineering designs, and small models of guns.
“Please… what happened?” She turned her attention to the kitchen counter, where Uzi was sitting, N hovering over her, his hands cupped over her face, moving singed hair out of her visor.
“Your moss thing was less moss, more eldritch furniture, it attacked us, latched on to me and started… melding with my leg. V cut off the tentacle but… it was still spreading up my leg. So…” She glanced over at V, implying the rest, N just leaned in further to her face, worry written so deeply in his eyelights V was concerned it might be permanent.
“Uzi…”
“I'm alright. I promise. My leg should regenerate soon.” Her hand connected with the one on her cheek as she subtlety nuzzled into it, blushing a little.
It then all clicked for V, the concern, the new stuff, the PDA.
They were freaking dating!
She didn't say anything immediately, although she turned away to give them privacy. She… honestly hadn't expected that, figuring N would be too nervous and Uzi too stubborn for either of them to end up confessing. Not that she hadn't noticed they both were crushing, she had seven working eyes after all.
She went over to the couch, crossing her arms and getting lost in her own thoughts.
N however, had V only at the back of his mind, most of it was dedicated entirely to Uzi, worry tightening over his core as he saw her entire bottom of her hoodie stained with her own oil.
“V did what she could to patch me up, I'm okay, see, I'm alive.” Uzi tipped his head back up to look at her, glancing over and seeing V wasn't looking at them anymore.
She kissed the hand that was rubbing circles into her cheek, making N's worry break into an embarrassed smile for a moment.
“I'm still going to look over the patch, and clean you up, okay?” Uzi only nodded, only to be wisked away into the master bathroom, N holding her beanie in one hand and clutching her tight in his other.
“W-wait? What?” She asked as he locked the door behind him. And placed her on the white countertop next to the kitchen sink, his hands were a little shaky, betraying his anxiety about the whole situation.
“Just let me take care of you, please?” He was almost pleading, a dusting of gold on his cheeks but otherwise looking intently worried.
“I can clean myself up.” Uzi mumbled, feeling all sorts of self-conscious.
“I know, but… I need to see that you're okay.” He pleaded, eyes hollow and stress lines down to the corner of his visor, he was clicking his hands together, a fidget to keep him steady.
“I- o-okay.”
“Thank you.” He breathed out in relief.
He stepped closer to her, giving her a small kiss on the forehead which caused her to flush before she felt his hand begin to fiddle with the zipper of her jacket, she tried not to flush more, gulping down the rising anxiety.
N wasn't faring much better, he wanted to check on her, make sure she was alright, but this was a step into territory he knew nothing about, much more intimate than forehead kisses and hugs.
Still he continued, he unzipped her hoodie, pulling it off and setting it beside her beanie, Uzi wouldn't dare look him in the eye, crossing her arms with a wary smile, was she seriously just going to let him do this? Yes, apparently.
He slowly moved her arms to her sides so he could pull off her undershirt, which was also stained with oil. It was his turn to gulp as his nerves caught up in his throat.
Her entire lower torso was still covered in her own oil, he could see where V had done tha best she could in cleaning what wasn't already covered by her clothing, but it was still a concerning amount.
He despite his best effort couldn't keep his eyes from drifting upward to the rest of her chassis, rolling over every groove and nick of past-pre solver injuries, dents and burns in the rubber of her midsection, and a scarred over gash that he'd created on the day they'd met. A pang of guilt passed over him.
Then to the covering of her core, the purple worker symbol glowing back at him, a part of him really wanted to touch it, to feel the thrumming core underneath-
“D-don’t stare…” She said softly, voice several tones of embarrassed and self-conscious, visor flushed with every shade of purple imaginable.
“Sorry Zi… it's just, you're beautiful.” He whispered, the same awkward, embarrassed tone laced in his voice as did hers.
“I look like every other worker you've ever seen N.” She replied, likely referencing how he'd acted before, he'd been dumb then, he wasn't going to be now.
“You don't.”
“Focus on the task…”
“Right.”
He dampened a rag and began what he originally set out to do, beginning on her intact leg that was still slightly stained, running up the rungs and cleaning dutifully.
His hands ceased shaking, with something that he could do instead of just something to stress over, he found his emotions much easier to control.
Uzi had gripped the counter and had vehemently decided not to look at him, she could barely believe she'd let him do this Had she lost that much oil?
He would never admit it to her, she would probably die of abject horror, but he was memorizing every inch of the surface he cleaned, being through yet gentle in his work, he wasn't sure if she would ever let him see her like this again, and he wanted to remember it.
After that was done, his hands traveled to the white of her lower torso, wringing out the now grey rag into the sink. He blushed when Uzi let out a muffled squeek, but ignored it, going back to rubbing the stains away until the blackened stains turned white again.
Uzi felt herself start to get overwhelmed with emotion, maybe it was the fact she had almost died and the subsequent ebbing of the artificial adrenaline that had been pumping through her system the last hour, but she started to get choked up.
N was treating her with such tenderness, not as if she was fragile, but like she mattered. V had done much of the same in her own way, despite the teasing she'd done with her earlier that day, she hadn't been certain she would actually save her.
N was still focused on his task, nerves subsiding entirely in favor of making certain Uzi was comfortable, at least until he noticed her body language shift, curling in on herself slightly.
“You okay?” He stood up, placing a hand on her shoulder, Uzi began to nod instinctually, but stopped herself.
No, she really wasn't. So she shook her head lightly.
“Do you want me to stop? I-is this too much?” He asked, looking deep into her eyelights for the answer to his question, he'd wanted to do this to make sure she was okay, to do something that would help even a little. But they had just gotten together; did this cross a line?
“No. It's okay, just ah… I just almost died. Post-almost death jitters.”
“You sure…?” He touched the side of her face in what seemed what was going to be a common interaction between them, he felt her sigh, leaning into his hand.
“Yeah.”
So he slowly went back to work, he was nearly finished, rubbing off the rest of the black that was staining her chassis.
“I love you, Uzi.” He said, no shame nor fear or nervous in his voice, looking up at her as if he was somehow peering into the depths of her programing.
Her words caught in her throat again, was this going to be a habit of his? Proclaiming his love in times where it would catch her the most off guard?
“I- I uh” She began to speak it back, to make up for last time, but yet again they seemed to lose their way to be spoken.
“You don't have to say it back, I just want you to know that.” He smiled, standing again, he washed the rag, looking more content with himself.
She didn't know why the words always got caught in her throat, because she did want to say them. She did love him, she really did, but trying to force the words out of her mouth seemed impossible.
He seemed to pick up on her internal conflict, and all he did was keep his smile.
“I know you do. It's okay.”
She blushed, then did more as she realized she was still very naked in front of him.
“I'm gonna remove the binding now, it's probably getting in the way for the new one.”
“Yeah, just be slow, p-please.”
He knelt back down once more, slowly pulling on the rough binding shoved into the socket of limb, Uzi jumped, a sudden input of pain making her hiss between her teeth.
In response, he took one of her hands and squeezed it, using the other to continue his work.
She took that hand almost eagerly, squeezing it back at she watched the ribbons of stained cloth make a pile on the floor, sometimes she would wince, and N would stop, rub calming circles into her hand until he was satisfied the pain had stopped, and then continue.
She felt the regeneration process begin before he was done, a stub of a limb forming to fill the hole before the rest of the limb followed, it wasn't exactly a painless process, but once it was done, she sighed, lifting her new leg and moving the servos.
Good as new, like she'd never lost it.
“There, is that better?” N was in front of her, body leaning into hers as his arms wrapped around her again, he rested his visor on hers, humming contently, holding her close.
“Mmhm.” She replied, the exhaustion following regenerating a new limb hitting her hard and fast, her eyelights drooped, and suddenly the warmth of N's core felt impossibly inviting.
“Tired?”
“Yeah.”
“Hold on biscuit, I got you.” Uzi felt herself blush at the pet name, N didn't seem to notice what had come out of his mouth, but she did, if it hadn't given her the worst case of butterflies ever, she might have been a little mad.
He kissed her forehead again before he strolled out quickly, glancing at V, who had entered sleep mode on the couch, light snoring and all.
He smiled softly, grabbing a light blanket that had been hanging over the side and tossing it over her, before rushing into the bedroom to dig out Uzi's pajamas.
He dug out a black shirt with a skull on it, and (after quickly checking on Tera, who was blessedly still asleep.) He rushed back to the bathroom, eyes landing on Uzi, he smiled and lifted the shirt, which she slowly snatched and pulled over her head lazily.
And with that, she was scooped up again and taken off to bed, of which she didn't even have the chance to complain about; she was already in sleep mode by the time N pulled a blanket over them.
AAA
Someone's been reblogging my oil is thicker than blood reblogs lately.
Is this a sign I should start reading it again?
How to show emotions
Part IX
How to show being delighted
bright, sparkling eyes
smiling or grinning broadly
light, bouncy steps or movements
clapping hands or small, excited gestures
warm blush or flushed cheeks
soft, happy sighs or laughter
jumping up or small hops
eyes crinkling at the corners
open mouth, slightly parted in surprise or joy
leaning forward eagerly
staring at whatever delights them
spinning in a circle
How to show dread
rapid, shallow breathing or sudden gasps
sweaty palms or clammy skin
trembling hands or body
tightened jaw or grinding teeth
furrowed brows, tense forehead
wide, darting eyes or a fixed, unblinking stare
clenched fists or nails digging into skin
stiff, frozen posture or tense muscles ready to react
dry mouth or difficulty swallowing
sudden chills or shivers
heart pounding visibly or audibly (e.g., pounding in ears)
fidgeting or restless movements, pacing
nausea or tightness in the stomach
avoiding eye contact or looking away anxiously
voice trembling or catching in throat if speaking
How to show serenity
slow, deep breathing
soft, gentle smile or neutral, peaceful facial expression
softly gazing
smooth, unhurried movements
hands resting calmly, loosely folded or open palms
even heartbeat/pulse
slight tilt of the head, indicating calm attentiveness
relaxed jaw, no clenching or grinding
steady, balanced posture with relaxed shoulders
soft sigh or contented breath out
minimal fidgeting or twitching
How to show being alarmed
widened eyes
raised eyebrows
dilated pupils
quickened or shallow breathing
heart pounding or racing
trembling or shaking hands
stiffened posture or frozen still
sweating or cold sweat
sudden intake of breath or gasping
paleness or flushed face
lips pressed tightly or quivering
clenched jaw or fists
neck hairs standing on end
fidgeting or restless movements, pacing
mouth slightly open or dry mouth
rapid head movements, scanning surroundings
jumping or flinching suddenly
tightened throat or throat clearing
More: How to write emotions Masterpost
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Hey so what if there had been a Live Stream in the Losers Corner? :)) Gangle and Pomni would've watched Jax bullshitting around his lies and his grade A++ masking skills like I see you motherfucker while Kinger and Zooble would have sensed a deep vibe between the losers on the screen. Meanwhile Ragatha doesn't know what the hell is going on.
I wouldn't have wanted this to actually happen in canon for various reasons, but the idea of the crew, seeing Jax, who they have known for years, so emotionally open in a way that they just can't recognize, makes my brain giggle.
This is a genius idea

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If chatterbox has one fan, it's me. If chatterbox has zero fans, I am dead.
Anyway
Huh, I have never seen this ship before, and honestly it seems interesting.
It feels slightly out of character but it's still interesting
So Pomni gets accused of flirting with aussie Gummigoo, and Jax just so happens to pick an aussie persona for *his* Pomni-designed adventure,
Anddd Jax calls evil Pomni cool, so Pomni decides she’s going to be evil Pomni, very interesting~
Subconscious flirtation
“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.
“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement.
“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”
“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”
Things I didn’t know
“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”
You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.
Okay, but someone please explain question marks when followed by a dialogue tag. How do?
“The speech tag is still part of the previous sentence,” she explained, ‘so it isn’t capitalised.“
“What do you mean?” he asked. “But there’s a full stop as part of the question mark!”
She nodded gravely. “I know!” she said. “A lot of people find this confusing. But the speech tag belongs to the line of dialogue, it’s still part of the sentence, so it’s wrong to capitalise it.”
She reblogged the post again, because she had recently read far too many potentially enjoyable stories marred by poor dialogue punctuation.
I’ve only seen this post in screenshots till now..
NOICE. Can’t wait to use this
“There are two more ways"—she pointed to the blackboard—“to punctuate interruptions. One is with the em dashes outside the quotations marks to indicate continuous speech. The action occurs at the same time as speech. The other—” she sipped from a glass of water “—is em dashes within the quotation marks to indicate interrupted speech.”
Thank you, because having more than one way to interrupt dialogue is not confusing at all lol (I’ve only seen em dashes inside quotations, the other way hurts my brain—I prefer commas).
I always liked to think I understood the structures of sentences and paragraphs and dialogue.
Welp, this thread was a great SLAP. Thanks I needed it anyway.
His sidekick, Beeble
I can't stop drinking oil! I can't stop drinking oil! I just can't stop! I can't stop drinking crude oil. Y'know the black stuff, that comes in barrels? I can't stop drinking it! I just can't! It's tantalizing! It's addicting! It is a delicacy! I love it! I can't stop drinking oil! Crude oil! I can't stop guzzling it, gulping it down! I can't stop drinking crude oil!
Why is it so cute.
I want to eat it

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They all sound perplexed about something
I was lowkey just waiting for Ragatha to snap that whole ep and I wasn’t disappointed
Ragatha experienced negative emotions for the first time!!
the ADHD writer's guide to actually finishing a draft (no, seriously) 📝
okay, tumblr, writers... we need to TALK about how to actually finish a damn draft when your executive functioning decided to pack its bags and leave for a permanent vacation in the bahamas.
i'm not here to give you that basic "just set a timer!" advice that makes me want to throw my laptop into the sun. we all know those productivity hacks that work for neurotypicals make us want to scream into the void. (been there, screamed that.)
so here's the ACTUAL guide from someone who's written three novels while her brain was actively trying to sabotage her the entire time.
FIRST: accept that linear writing is a capitalist construct designed to torture us.
i'm serious. whoever decided writers should start at chapter 1 and proceed neatly to THE END clearly didn't have dopamine playing hide-and-seek in their prefrontal cortex.
write whatever scene has your brain chemicals SINGING today. that climactic fight scene that's six chapters away? the tender moment between your characters that happens in the middle? WRITE IT NOW while your brain is actually interested. i have finished entire novels by writing them in chunks and stitching them together like the beautiful frankenstein's monster they are.
SECOND: the 10-minute lie (that actually works???)
tell yourself you're only going to write for 10 minutes. that's it. no pressure. your adhd brain can handle anything for 10 minutes, right? the secret is that once you start, momentum becomes your best friend. sometimes you'll actually stop at 10 minutes (congrats, you still wrote something!) but often you'll look up and realize it's been two hours and you've written 2,000 words. and yes i've seen this a lot, like everywhere, where they tell you "set a timer for 5, and by the time you realize it's 2 hours" i've seen this many times before, and it actually works. at first i thought it didn't but boy, i was wrong.
THIRD: use your hyperfixation powers for good, not evil.
we all know that adhd comes with the superpower of becoming obsessed with random things for unpredictable amounts of time. WEAPONIZE THIS. create artificial urgency around your project. tell people about your deadline. make elaborate aesthetic pinterest boards. create a spotify playlist that you only listen to while writing this specific project. trick your brain into making your WIP the shiny new hyperfixation.
FOURTH: body-doubling saved my writing career and it can save yours too.
find another writer friend (or any friend who needs to do focused work) and sit together - virtually or physically - while you both work. something about having another human witnessing your work process bypasses the executive dysfunction. i swear it's actual magic. discord writing sprints, zoom sessions with cameras off but mics on - whatever works.
FIFTH: embrace the chaos of your natural writing cycle.
some days you'll write 5,000 words in a frenzy at 3am. other days you'll stare at the document for an hour and write "the." BOTH ARE VALID WRITING DAYS. the only consistency we need is returning to the document, not some arbitrary daily word count.
SIXTH: create external accountability that doesn't make you want to die.
deadlines from publishers? great. deadlines you set for yourself? your brain laughs and says "or what?" find the sweet spot - maybe it's a writing buddy you check in with, maybe it's a public progress tracker, maybe it's promising your sister you'll take her to dinner when you finish a chapter.
SEVENTH: the frankendraft approach.
your first draft DOES NOT need to be good, coherent, or even make sense. it just needs to exist. leave yourself notes like [FIGURE OUT HOW SHE GETS FROM THE CASTLE TO THE BEACH LATER] and keep moving. your adhd brain will thank you for not getting stuck in research rabbit holes for six hours.
EIGHTH: find your optimal writing environment through shameless trial and error.
maybe you need complete silence. maybe you need to be in a coffee shop with specific ambient noise. maybe you need to write standing up. maybe you need to dictate your novel while pacing around your apartment. there is no wrong way to get the words out.
i personally write best when i'm slightly uncomfortable (weird, i know) so i often end up writing while sitting on my kitchen floor with my laptop balanced on a chair. whatever works, bestie. a finished messy draft is infinitely more valuable than the perfect novel still trapped in your head. your adhd brain is simultaneously your greatest challenge and your greatest asset as a writer. the connections you make, the unique perspectives, the creativity - all of that comes from the same place as the struggles.
you've got this. now go write something, even if it's just for 10 minutes. i believe in you. ✨ -rin t.
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Thanks, now I'm totally gonna follow this advice and my brain won't stop me!
I REALLY HOPE I GET TO DO THIS
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
Goodness.
I have been away from tumblr for a while. Time to see what's trending with the fandoms in tumblr that I don't know about~!

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