here is the stuff

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m ugly too

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

your cat was an honor to see in the window

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

As others have said, it was the canary in the coal mine.

nothing hits quite like tragic doomed estranged sibling characters

they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense

in europe they got antisemitism

the local peasant kids keep asking me for heroic stories about my knight and i keep having to edit them for modesty and morality

beginning to think the reason old knights survive so long is because they keep sending younger men to check dangerous noises first

my knight says he fights for honor but he also cheats at cards constantly