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extremely funny that Kel’s primary assessment of Baron George Cooper of Pirate’s Swoop is “not hot enough for the Lioness.” I disagree with her, but I do respect the opinion.

(splayed on luxurious pillows and blankets, the back of my hand laid over my forehead, wearing a robe that is barely on) I just tire so easily

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

a neutral reminder that while being a hater can be a fun indulgence you can never find long term happiness by spending your time constantly hating on things and you can’t make long term friends if the only thing you have in common is something you both dislike; you need to love and be passionate about things. being petty gets old. you need to be a lover too

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

fuck its Already like 100 am

can i borrow the mandate of heaven for like 5 minutes

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Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contract each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to