lavender menace

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Do NOT like the racialized language being used against Louis throughout the season with no pushback and it's made even worse by the fact there were no black writers this season/some of it is framed as comedic like WHAT are we doing here

can the world cup just end already

Absolutely obsessed with the surveyor aiming her rifle and being like "tell me your name just tell me your fucking name!!!" and the biologist, shot, glowing, infected, hearing the sweat drip off the surveyor's forehead, yelling back "i dont see how thats relevant!!" dedicated to data sovereignty to the bitter end what a legend

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.