Alex/Androm

No real magic is used but a few demon brothers witnessed a "Wizard Duel" between MC and Solomon and got effected by "manual breathing" and fully believe that they are actually casting spells.

Lucifer: What in the devildom are you all up to now?

Mammon: SHH! MC and Solomon are having a wizard duel.

Belphie: I thought MC could only use our magic? Who's magic are they using?

Asmo: Their own!

Satan: They don't have magic.

Beel: Thats what we thought too but look.

-cut to MC and Solomon on opposite sides of the House of Lamentation's living room-

MC: I CAST INSTANT BRAZILLIAN WAX

Solomon: Oh you son of a bitch- I CAST ITCHY BONES!

MC: I CAST KIDNEY STONES!

Solomon: I CAST ENDOMETRIOSIS!

Lucifer: This is ridiculous. These aren't real spells.

MC: I CAST MANUAL BREATHING

4. Can Do

the pro-recycling message is worth something, but this is a game defined by its absence of soda. you are crushing empty aluminum cans that may not even have ever contained soda. only barely qualifies as soda-themed

3. Crab Snacks

the soda is out of focus, only briefly on screen, and actively meant as a distraction from the gameplay. I would 100% drink that fruit flavored soft drink though

2. Soda Hop

this one would be the obvious winner, but the soda bottle you play as in this game is, inexplicably, not even a soda bottle. it's an orange juice bottle. why is this game called soda hop

1. A for Effort

In the first Sweeper Star game, the pop group you play as a part of is a boy band (I think they’re called The Brushers?)

but then in Sweeper Star 2 (on the flipside), they’re a girl group.