lil slugger

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

ive listed each one of you as a reference on my resume you will be called and interrogated at random some time in your life if at all

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

i was stoned outta my gourd when i picked this up at the store and i was so scared i was gonna drop the cake bc i couldn't stop Wheezing at the ifunny logo

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

to all the gay people in my phone, thank you. I love you. please have one million years of joy