Sup

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

vegetables aren’t gross y’all just can’t cook

brussels sprouts are GOOD! broccoli is GOOD! green beans are GOOD! squash is GOOD! cauliflower is GOOD! asparagus SUCKS and i will die on that hill! eggplant is GOOD! yall just cant cook!!!

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

“Who are you?”

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

That last one!!!

*completely ignores*

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

SHIT

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart

educational af

The X one lmaoooo

for science: reblog this with your hogwarts house and major/field of studies in the tags

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Reblog to save a life

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers