chronically online zone

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

the dove is dead and me i feel also not so good

I have no free time this week let's spot each other across the street at a major location

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)

love it when a location is evil. when a location fucking sucks. when intrinsically it is so bad and evil that it literally is in the air . this kinda works if its only something special can you imagine a parking lot being evil oooooh every time you park into me i subtly adjust my lines so that you're always slightly tilted

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.