the referencer

In bed and Story just stopped moving, then turned to face out into the darkness and said, completely apropos of nothing “now we are free from the gladiator” and i got scared

once i had a dream that i killed every person who had ever lived and who ever would live. then i got transported to a flat plain made entirely of water that i could walk on. i met god, and they said ‘you killed everyone. now what?’ and then i woke up and had to stare at the wall for a while

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

i keep fucking around but i'm too stupid so i never really find out anything

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

lol your kinda cute Not to be too aggressive or anything but I’ll rend you limb from limb

update: played mario kart and beat dan and phil #gaymer

DAN CALLED ME A FUCKING BITCH LMAOOO

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

no one is more amused by massachusetts accents than people from massachusetts

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.