the referencer

love when i see something for me #mebait

it’s kind of funny how often the minute a piece a media starts writing intentional romantic scenes, even between a pairing i was previously interested in, is when i go :| alright. tuning out.

Before this they were being written as the characters I enjoy with a unique and complex relationship dynamic. and now they are being written as Romantic Partners™️ and suddenly all that other stuff I actually care about has vanished in favor of them being romantically attracted to each other in the same way that everyone is “supposed” to be romantically attracted to each other

like okay you’re telling me these characters are professionals who have been working together for years and trust each other so deeply that they have a constant psychic link between their minds. and you are writing them with the same awkward, flustered, clumsy romantic tension as the literally ten year olds in puppy love. why are you doing this to them! their relationship is so much more interesting than that!!!

I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”

no but the censorship of female boobs really is so funny. like ok so everybody has nipples but some people have a bonus round part underneath the nipple and the round part makes them like super sexy so it's inappropriate. right so the round part is what needs to be censored, right? the part that's different? no, idiot. obviously it's the nipples. if you try to hide the shape of the round part you're an evil gender outcast

reverse age regression. just gets older

bigspace

"Consensual, but still weird" is underrated in toxic freaky shipping world. There are many ways you can make it weird while still having everyone agree to it

They consented but at what cost