White Tree

Was kidnapped, the guy had beautiful ginger hair, he was going through it though. Kept me in his apartment for days, then we negotiated and I was let go. Felt so bad for leaving, I turned and walked right back, dream Stockholm syndrome

@andthentheywilleatthestars

if you are a web designer of any kind and the dropdown menu that appears when i rightclick vanishes when i try to move my mouse and select an option you will go to hell before you die

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

My favorite thing about these posts, especially with bgp, is that someone roasts them and they respond

I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU PEOPLE

"what about all the clown husbandry posts" YALL USED TO LOVE CLOWN HUSBANDRY!!! THAT WAS BONDING TIME!!!

ask our AI ass—i cannot overemphasize how much i will not be doing that

had a dream i was about to engage in cannibalism (which is on my irl bucket list & honestly saddens me sometimes at how difficult it is to achieve hygienically and legally) on an inhabited extragalactic planet & i was sitting at the feast table waiting for the roast human to be brought out (obtained from warriors defeated in space gladiator combat??? not ethically sourced) but then i got anxious that i was appropriating the planet's culture by engaging in traditional cannibal cuisine that many locals probably could no longer afford & i spent so much time dissecting whether this specific instance of cannibalism was compatible with my socioeconomic values that the meat went cold & i woke up confused

The most tumblr dream to ever tumblr

yet again the Clown Deli Meat Fiasco meant NOTHING to u people

want to see my favorite piece of vintage clown jewelry?

it's how i tag content that is not safe for work :)

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"