wait what.

i wasn't ready for that..lol

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

we literally ruined society when we invented the fourth wall. let’s bring back call and response. heckling, even. fuck you hamlet you dumb piece of shit kill your uncle or shut up

learn to associate cleaning with pride instead of shame and your quality of life will improve in ways you can't even imagine btw

like I'm sympathetic, it's hard work, it takes some degree of mental organisation and physical capacity that is not equally accessible to every human being on earth. I know. but regardless of how much you can do and how often, you will get better results across the board if you can frame it as positive effort towards a better situation instead of perpetually self flagellating for having the sin of being a solid thing in physical space that steadily accumulates dirt no matter what just like everything else on earth

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels