Like Darth Vader, But Sexier

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

Eh–what have I got to lose?

this post worked for me a couple years ago when I needed a job and it fucking worked so

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i have an urgent suggestion

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

what we really need is a male moanliness epidemic am i right folks