Breh

this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

why are there so many mediocre poets who talk about fruit juice dripping off their hands  like you ever eat a peach over the sink at 6am and wonder “am i a poet now?” but mostly you feel like the adult AND the toddler in a “WHY ARE YOU STICKY” conversation. 

tag yourself im the mediocre poet

DOES IT FLOAT, FUCKER?!

h-hot dog water?

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

who is she?

she’s smokin

relatable

*chanting* Selkie! Selkie! Selkie!

This is so cute I’m gonna DIE!

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa