RainbowColoredPalmTrees

I will never ever ever get over audience members gasping when Orpheus turns around. the intrinsic human trait to know how a story ends, and still be shocked and heartbroken when it ends that way. and then we sing it again. goooooooood.

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

im so evil and terrible and unforgivable can u give me a kiss tho

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked

This still fucking cracks me up