I will, and it will be loquacious to a fault.

somebody please stop mike flanagan

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

I need other trans people to take it seriously when nonbinary people are misgendered

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

guy who cares way too much about proper animal husbandry and is annoying to do petplay bdsm scenes with

you've been a bad dog... what? no, i'm not gonna punish you. animals respond better to positive reinforcement. you should know that. i've only talked about it a thousand times.

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor