*shows up to the barricade a day later* anybody want some triumvirate art??

Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
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cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Jules of Nature

oozey mess
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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*shows up to the barricade a day later* anybody want some triumvirate art??

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I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon
holds your hands gently
listen. in the original concept album version of "one night in bangkok," freddie is not participating in the nightlife. he is actively looking down on it. the entire song is him listing everything bangkok has to offer from his bigoted tourist point of view (the bars, the massage parlors, the "gods that could be she") and dismisses all of it. he's not interested. he finds it disgusting, or boring, or beneath him. the chess board is right there. that's all he cares about.
sorry i just saw a post saying freddie was participating in the sexual tourism of bangkok and my misogynistic king would never do that. he's too afraid of sex for that
The American.
Yep

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Here's the thing about Jareth from Labyrinth right?
He's made up.
That's not necessarily the same thing as not REAL. But he, just like all her friends who show up in her room before her adventure as toys and figurines, exist in relation to her, in response to what she wanted and needed. She told the story and there he was, there he always had been. But she's a teenage girl who doesn't know what she wants yet, and Jareth kind of pays the price.
"but the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the girl, and had given her certain powers." He's an archetypal oxymoron. He's both the dastardly baby stealing villain and the royal love interest trying to relieve the heroine's suffering, Cinderella style. He's fucked either way by being both. She doesn't know if SHE wants to be the villain or the heroine until he shows up and then she decides on the heroine, so he has to sneer and menace and challenge but it's too late for him!! it's too late, The King Of The Goblins Had Fallen In Love With the Girl, he's Cinderella's prince too and he has to try, he gives her a poofy dress and takes her to fucking goblin prom, sweeps her around the room like a music box with perfect posture and room for Jesus.
But it doesn't work buddy, it can't work. You're just a story for a teen girl to grow up in, and as the villain you have to be defeated. He's so complex because his tropes contradict themselves, and he doesn't understand why he has to lose when he was only doing the job he was given. In his last scene he is pale as death with shadows under his eyes, backing away and begging for his happy ending with nonsense mishmash promises that belong to both halves of him.
"I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me." I'm sure you are, Jareth. No wonder.
He embodies the conflict between girls being told that liking boys and later men is mandatory with one's wedding day as one's happiest day AND being told that 'boys will be boys' marriage to a man will consume one's entire identity.
He's everything she wants and everything she fears all wrapped up in the language of her childhood.
GOD i think about this so often and i feel so bad for jareth because sarah MADE her this way and all the jareth haters need to understand that he didn’t CHOOSE to be this way
me when i hit my friends with the most confusing lore imaginable
i saw Labyrinth in theaters on the 11th and had to reblog this gem
escaped medical leech
There are medical leeches!?
Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees.
not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class.
what was the class, color theory?
WHY THE HIFL WOULD YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS!?
Also important to note they’re not random leaches found outside obviously. They’re “sterile” or as sterile as an animal can be, bred in specific environments and kept clean in the lab.
except this one, which is escaping
current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.
someone brought a cake analysis robot to feed the cake into to determine the exact ingredients and supposedly it can spit out the exact same cake. and if you're like dude. what. then they're like well if it bothers you you should have made more cake. i'm hungry and i deserve cake. and you're like dude we're at a party.
Three months later you find out that fifty people locked themselves in a room to discuss how much they loved your cake and how they wished you made more. None of them ever told you.
so for the love of god. please tell people you liked their cake and don’t feel embarrassed about it. because then they will make more cake.
and if you don’t like the cake, DONT SAY ANYTHING. How would you feel if you gave someone a fruitcake because you thought they would like it and they said ew no. you’d be sad. BECAUSE. the fact that you thought they would like fruitcake means that OTHERS like fruitcake. Don’t stop making cake because one person doesn’t like it. Don’t throw out the cake because one person said they didn’t like it at the front of the cake line and everyone behind with their paper plates doesn’t get any even though they like it. Make your GODDAMN cake, decorate it with PRIDE, and whoever wants it will EAT IT and you’ll know who to make extra for, and you’ll know to make even MORE because there’s SO MANY PEOPLE who like different types of cake, and, who knows? you’re cake may be their favorite.
make the fucking cake you love people, and people will come to eat it. And if some jerk says that your cake sucks, kindly remind them that there are so many other cakes to choose from, and, trust me, so many others will come to devour your cake instead.
2026
FUCK HARD
FUCK FAST
FUCK BADLY
NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
CREATE JOY
MUSIC ALWAYS
PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
YUMMY SOUP
go see the doctor about that thing
BE TRANSGENDER
KISS YOUR FRIENDS
EAT CHEESE
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
THRIVE

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tag game
tell me an inside joke but give me no context
we'll start:
"is it midnight yet?"
"not yetttttt"
"what about now? is it midnight yet?"
"almosttttttt"
and this continues until it's midnight and there's a big
"HAPPY MIDNIGHT"
"YAYAYAYAYAYAY"
tagging some cool people: @melucia @gingerr-offical @ray-ofiight @library-of-hell @pond-scum-offical @thedamsolangelofan @caffeineaddictedandindecisive @the-grassy-hill @writers-offical @fluidlee @genderfluiddisaster & anyone else who wants to do this!
Husband. Grow your mangos. I'm hungry.
We will go back and forth with this.
@anincarnationofchaos @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @evyyy77 @binarycode404 @annabellenotfound @lemon-offical
And every day's a new surprise :D
When you're hanging out with us guys ^^
And we live in an actuAL NIGHTMAREEEE
Or one of us (us being me and my sister) will say "You should die- you should throwing a FUCKing beach party!" And the other will say "Why do you swear now??"
@marbled-pulse and open tags :3
*Deep scratchy voice that would fit a character in an apocalypse scene* "I haven't had a glass of milk in months."
tags: @cherryblosoomsworld @tater-hot @keisiey @localcelestialcreature62 @dollythebun @the-evil-possum @kj-fish plus open tags :D :D :D
LMFAOO.
"Okay I'm gonna go to bed"
"Good night grandpa 😁"
"💀"
@rayyanishere1 @sharkiewyu @i-eat-rusty-nails @greenbunny7 @cameforstuff @chaseerr0rcode @tinfoil-jones @tigersharktheautisticseawing @goblinofthelaboratory
"is it an alpaca farm? i think it's an alpaca farm."
@novassann and open tags cause im lazy
"your pizza is expected in two to three business days"
@ronanlynchian @rockythewizard @acerbaa idk
sleep over time omg they dead 💗
@prouvairesverse @and-immmmjavert +free tags
“aww you’re so portuguese.”
“Yes, you met me at a very portuguese time in my life”
(we’re all from europe and or americans)
OR
“Do you permit it?”
“yes. no homo though.”
(gunshot sounds or emojis)
@tablestars @hadriangibson @littlefallof-rain + free tags
GOD HELP ME WHAT DO I DO ANSWERS PLEASE
YO I'M NEW HERE BUT STAR WARS AND COSMERE ARE LIKE MY TWO FAVORITE UNIVERSES RN I WOULD EAT UP YOUR THING SO HARD. I only saw your post because of those tags but I would love it to death. If you make it you are welcome and encouraged to tag me I wouldn't wanna miss it!! I'll be very respectful about it all dw and also very enthusiastic
i did a silly thing and made a side blog for it!!!
@suchas-dividing-by-zero
I’m currently working on a star wars vs cosmere battleground like who would win thing do we wanna see
star wars vs cosmere
Yes
No
Yes but on a diff account and just use this one for les mis and silly musicals

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”Vive la France! Vive l’avenir!”
i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
when it rains you simply do not get a day
northern hemisphere people, are you okay??
northern hemisphere person here!! no