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2013 was five years agoĀ let that sink in
PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now itās funny in a different way.
Tsitsi Masiyiwa. A true hero.
I was about to say wtf is her NAME! I wish theyād stopped doing that and also what country of Origin!
ALSO her husbandās business went under when they were married, they were completely penniless together, and then they built that business up and he made millions TOGETHER. She didnāt just marry some millionaire. Y'all have no trouble talking about Melinda Gates (using her name, not saying sheās just some woman who married a millionaire) but canāt do it with Tisitsi?
Tsitsi has a doctorate. She sits on the boards of PATH and END Fund, and is a founding member of the African Philanthropy Forum. Sheās pretty incredible.
EVERYBODY GET ON HIGH ALERT THEREāS LESBIAN TWIāLEKS IN THE HAN SOLO MOVIE
basically, disney is not giving ANY fucks right now
please raise the bar
they are so brave
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I firmly believe that unless the couple has discussed and agreed to marriage ahead of time, nobody has any business making a surprise public proposal.
Okay except some people want a surprise public proposal.Ā
Girl my husband took me to Spain and gave me a kinder egg on the beach, the ring was inside the capsule (Lord knows how he did that) if any feminist tried to take that away from me I may cut a bitch. Best surprise of my life.
I wish people were capable of analyzing larger social trends and figuring that a significant number of women end up getting pressured into engagements or marriages they donāt want bc the audience that comes along with a public proposal will think sheās a bitch if she says no - instead of thinking āi liked it when it happened to me, therefore it could never turn out badly for anyone, not ever!!!!ā
I think what people are misunderstanding here is that agreeing to marriage ahead of time doesnāt need to be like, asking permission to propose? I surprised my now spouse with a proposal in Disneyland but before that we had several conversations about the future of our relationship, future plans for our retirements and how weād have to get married eventually for immigration purposes. I didnāt go to her and sayĀ āso would you say yeah if I proposed?ā or hash out deets ahead of time, but we had enough of a mutual understanding and communicated desire to get married that, although it was a surprise for whenĀ and how I proposed, it wasnāt out of left field at all.
This is exactly like conversations about consent, people get up in arms thinking that it means you have to have contracts and serious sit down conversations before doing anything when its REALLY EASY to simply COMMUNICATE with your partner so things like this are done properly, yeesh
pls stop scrolling for a moment to properly appreciate this oriental shorthair kitten
but like..,.,, will he Grow Into Them????
not reallyā¦ā¦ā¦..
Next tat @sofficisaffiche
what do u mean there are people out there who arenāt anxious and/or exhausted 24/7
source?????
Actually, yeah, everyone should have the right to a meal, housing, and the ability to have an income. These shouldnāt be privileges.Ā
In which an angry Republican proves that capitalism is ridiculous as hell
⦠These are all literally human rights? I keep seeing stuff like this and. Do people not know about the human rights?
Universal Declaration of Human Rights:
Article 23.
(1) Everyone has the right to work, to free choice of employment, to just and favourable conditions of work and to protection against unemployment. (2) Everyone, without any discrimination, has the right to equal pay for equal work. (3) Everyone who works has the right to just and favourable remuneration ensuring for himself and his family an existence worthy of human dignity, and supplemented, if necessary, by other means of social protection.
(ā¦)
Article 25.
(1) Everyone has the right to a standard of living adequate for the health and well-being of himself and of his family, including food, clothing, housing and medical care and necessary social services, and the right to security in the event of unemployment, sickness, disability, widowhood, old age or other lack of livelihood in circumstances beyond his control.
(and thatās just the basics on that topic, 22 is a good summary and 24 is worth knowing about too, and by the way since itās currently relevant, āNo one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile.ā is article 9.)
Friendly reminder the USA have not ratified the Declaration of Basic Human Rights.

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GPS is the answer
NO āTELEPHONESā. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND ITāS 1860. LIVE.
NO āWRITINGā⦠TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND ITāS 10,000 BCE.Ā LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO āHIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONSā ā¦USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOMāS CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
NO āMULTICELLULAR TRAITSāā¦.. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOUāRE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND ITāS 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO āLIFE.ā USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.Ā
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.Ā
PRETEND ITāS 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO āMATTERā. Ā EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO āYOUā, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.
I unno what meme this is, but Iām here for this.
Itās called the Millennial FalconĀ
Reblogginā the Millennial Falcon
you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses
my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok Iām ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok Iām ready to leave the house
My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome
Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe Iām ready to head out now
My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you Iām ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit
Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you
this post fixed my brows and cleared my skin

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Date a girl who smiles at strangers.
LOOK
you donāt need to study literature (although this is what I do) to see that these two men are in L O V E
BONUS: this is what Sir Arthur Conan Doyle says himself
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