Land Of Chaos And Stupidity

if a character is disabled in canon then they better be disabled in all the au’s you write. that super advanced robotic arm is now a realistic prosthetic arm. they are still in that wheelchair. 

no one is ever too busy for you. that’s a lie. you make time for what you want

Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

Repeat after me -I’m an idiot and wrong. -Veganism can be made affordable. -Veganism is fucking cruelty free. That’s what it’s all about. - Veganism is the best choice for everyone, if everyone did it. -I’m a fucking asshole for making this completely wrong text post and should shut the hell up now.

People are literally starving in South America because all the Quinoa crop is being exported mainly for white vegans who want to live “cruelty-free” but don’t care about brown people as much as they do about animals.

plus, 4 of the 8 most common food allergies (soy, wheat, peanuts, and tree nuts) are common vegan substitutes.

Hello I'm vegetarian and I just wanna say I wholeheartedly agree with OP, I have the privilege to live with an income where I can eat healthy without needing to take life but that just isn't feasible for everyone. Attacking people who don't have that option doesn't convince anybody!

@sirarmeyeth

This honestly helps me understand alignments better than anything I’ve ever seen?

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

7. if I expect dudes not to “not all men” me how can I rly “not all white people” since it’s asking for the same exemption

fuck, there goes my 2017 collection of reaction faces :/

Im crying

SIGNAL BOOST - THESE ARE NOT TO BE SHARED

REALLY. IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT OUR VENERABLE LEADER DO NOT SHARE.

Do not reblogs. I’m so serious

For serious, guys. Don’t you dare show these to everyone you know. Repeatedly.

Blocking people who reblog

Jily AU someone let this be a thing

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

@pacifriske

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

oh look another list of normalized parenting things that are recognized as textbook emotional abuse behaviors if the victim is an adult

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