welp, it is what it is

Goddamn it

“Mommy it’s me!!!”

i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

 …it is ice cream and caramel

x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers 

Nah, nah, nah, Humans might turn out to be the Deathworlders or the Pack-Bond-To-Everything species, but I’ve got an idea what we’d be.

For everything that exists, there is:

My washing machine was making a terrible racket, so I stopped the cycle and opened it up to see what the problem was and a twenty-sided die tumbled out.

me when I am in my car listening to NPR and I agree with what they have to say

when it’s a Saturday afternoon and I am touched by the Ted Talk that NPR airs

when I am driving to Taco Bell that same Saturday at 11:23pm and they’re playing their space ambient music on NPR