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Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

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regging

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

thegoodvybe

this-tragic-affair

how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara

senseitive

one day you’ll wake up at 9:30am on a Sunday w the love of ur life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

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dopest-skater

Do you need anything in life?

I need a tattoo, orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

pura--vidaa

“Friends can break your heart too”

— (via razor-andblades)

dankmemeuniversity

xxxtryingtocopexxx-deactivated2

“Why over think when you can over drink?”

surqrised

“It’s okay if I’m not your favorite chapter you have written, but I hope you sometimes smile when you flip back to the pages I was still apart of.”

— Unknown

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surqrised

“I’ve got a bad case of the 3:00 am guilts - you know, when you lie in bed awake and replay all those things you didn’t do right? Because, as we all know, nothing solves insomnia like a nice warm glass of regret, depression and self-loathing.”

— D.D. Barant

books-n-quotes

“The shame of it was they both loved each other, but they were both too young to know how to love.”

— Antoine de Saint Exupéry, The Little Prince (via books-n-quotes)

bob-belcher

One Day at a Time, The Funeral (S03E01)

quotefeeling

“Never make fun of someone’s passion because that’s the thing that saves them from the world.”

—

Unknown

(via surqrised)

thebootydiaries

for an ugly person my standards are unrealistically high

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quotemadness

“I get it now. I get it. The things that you hope for the most are the things that destroy you in the end.”

— John Green

peaches-and-satsumas

i love being a gentlemanly lesbian… opening doors for women… giving women my jacket… standing next to them in the side where the road is… offering them my arm… i love it!

desir0usly-deactivated20190619

awehh!!!

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