who up woking they mob rn

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

*goes limp and passive but in a way that feels more dangerous somehow*

*doesn't protest or react but you can't help but feel like i'm doing it on purpose*

a concerning number of you are tagging this as the vampire armand

NO! PETPLAY! IN MY FUCKING! TOMB!!! i holler, the guilty priestesses fleeing my ghastly apparition, leash jingles echoing off the sepulcher walls

so it’s been about two and a half years and ive had a lot of time to think about things and actually i think it’s fine if priestesses do petplay in my tomb. i don’t care anymore everything is fine 🖤

so much to chew on w how joint suffering Makes People after they get out of it. this is especially juicy to me if your characters were introduced to each other as a direct result of the horrors. you learned everything about me at my worst and against my will so how do i get better again if you’re watching. there’s no one else in the world who understands a fraction of what you know of me. i see your wounds beneath your shirt. you know how i scream. your face is in all of my nightmares. if anyone tried to take you from me i would be undone. no notes !

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

Livin la penis smoka

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet