Eve

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

I remember all of these and I feel called the fuck out

Stop giving the moon and the stars to people who will never do a fucking thing for you.

I’ve been waiting for 364 days to reblog this.

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I love everything about this post.

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

if you reblog it on any other day you die

the best thing a woman can have is her shit together.

“it seems a black hole feel asleep on my bed and started purring…”

All you can do is learn your lesson. There’s no point in wishing you had did differently. The past is the past.

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

Fun fact Spider-man once beat the Hulk by telling him a joke that was so funny he turned back into Bruce Banner to laugh