Duality of Squid

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

I just napped in bed with a ray of sunlight cast upon me. Man, this is cats shit. I get it cats. That's rpretty good.

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

Btw the Katy Perry clip above is from her first single "Ur so gay"

Early 2000's were so homophobic that I had a friend tell me he loved his father and immediately followed it with "no homo though."

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

yes

sitting alone in my room glaring at the wall like patrick bateman and texting like ‘yaaaayyy ^_^ yippieee awesome :3 cool :3b’ in the family group chat

i wan cheesecake

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish