French Siren ⭐️

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

get ai OUT of my interactive mobile apps oh my god

truly a big fan that after gimli and legolas become friends they need to let everyone know about it, like here's my cool friend did you know he killed this many orcs in helms deep? that his skill in combat is unmatched? that i will follow him to the ends of the earth, as we ride together, not knowing if we might live to see another day? also I might be in love with him

If I made my own lotr trilogy I would make Sam and Frodo act suuuper gay. Like forehead touches, lingering touches, prolonged eye contact, forehead kisses, and hand kisses dialed up to the max. And one big dramatic kiss at the end after this ring is destroyed. I wanna do kind of a slow burn. But it like wouldn’t be super clear that they were in love until the end (unless you’re a subtext reader like me lol). And they probably don’t do too much pda. Gigolas would fuck raw tho. On screen. 45 minute long sex scene.

Columbo is the only vibes based detective. He just goes up to a rich asshole with a completely flawless alibi and goes “you did it.” Zero evidence. Just vibes. And he’s always right.

Not just blind, literally missing an eye! He lost his right eye when he was 3 due to a retinoblastoma. That’s why he would squint like that.

when whitman said “i contradict myself. i am large… i contain multitudes” and wilde said “what are you? to define is to limit” and sumney said “i insist upon my right to be multiple”

and ashbery said “accept yourself as numerous”

and when mahmoud darwish said “I am besieged by contradiction” and when lewis carroll said “I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then”

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

I love picking up self published novels, sometimes I'll get a few pages in and immediately recognize the prose structure and be like. 🫵 reddit user or 🫵 tumblr user or 🫵 ao3 user. but never twitter. not once twitter. I don't think those people write