no structural damage!

[ID: tumblr comment from @/faggotzoro: ok i voted 3-5 because the first two sharks could be seen as a tragic incident but when you hit the rule of threes you’re like oh fuck that’s a sharknado. but i’d like to add to my answer which is that i think it can also depend on how much it looks like the shark is scared. if the shark looks frightened that is an animal that needs to be rescued from a tornado. if the shark looks determined and slightly ravenous it doesn’t matter how many sharks there are, that’s a sharknado and you’d best stop it before that one determined and slightly ravenous shark recruits more to his cause /end ID]

[id: hades and persephone from hadestown, looking to one side with confusion and disdain.]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

I just feel like we're not talking enough about the pro-labor, pro-union, themes in Hadestown. My boy Orpheus is literally wearing a red bandana. He said you simply have to stand up, together, even when it's terrifying and you have never done it before. There are more of us than them. Even if it seems impossible we have hope, because we are standing in solidarity. You can only make demands of gods if you have your union behind you. And then you realise they aren't gods, and you can bargain.

the thing that makes me mad about light pollution is that so much of it could be fixed by downward-facing light fixtures and doing that would also massively reduce energy usage bc all that light cast upward is wasted energy

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea