Devise, wit; write, pen

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ

me when i fucking GET you

I need my weird alone time or I will explode