My Life

that chick’s gonna eat a good nut

turn down! let’s go! i’m horny!

let’s go! go ashy! like ‘aww’!

jump over! let’s g–

i know you have always

get down, oh i hnn snoose aww

‘ss down only, let’s see a 'ss down in the ch- ch- ch-

fill ya craw! look antsy! just–

let’s Pam! wh'sham! let’s groove!

and do it ge– and do it, do it, do it, do it!

i got vim (woo-ooh!)

that chick’s gonna eat a good nut

turn down! let’s go! i’m horny!

let’s go! go ashy! like 'aww’!

jump over! let’s–

fill up! tov! look dancin’! just–

let’s Pam! wh'sham! let’s groove!

and do it ge– and do it, do it, do it, do it!

here we– here we– we got a–

easy, easy, now we a–

fill this party! back it up!

round it up and go round!

one two, one two, fry got an attitude

keep– keep– keep– what we know way

party gay! party gay!

i got vim (woo-ooh!)

Introducing… What The Plot?!

How does it work?

1.) Take a Prompt Card.

Ex. ’Tell us about the time a vampire hit on you.‘ 

2.) You have one minute to bullshit a story.

After the minute is up, the player next to you needs to continue your story and so on. 

However! There is also a pile of cards each with three words on it. Every turn you draw a card and have to use one of the three words from it in your story. Ex. breadstick, cactus, werewolf.’ If you don’t use one of the words during your turn, you lose points. If you can’t continue the story then you also lose points. And if your story is really awful, other players can play the ‘Boo Card’, causing you to lose a catastrophic amount of points. The player who is not the worst wins!

What The Plot?!™ is now available for pre-order on planet Earth until January 1st! Definitely check it out; it’s pretty-ducking-epic thanks to your feedback and input!

Get yours here:

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.