everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

Its just a little flame girl tending to her water garden

this is the only acceptable reaction to this post everyone else can shut up and go home

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

What the heck?? I would BUY those, those are freaking amazing

Being a girl in middle school / high school must be an absolute nightmare in the age of instagram because of this sense of proximity you have with girls your age that are famous for nothing else but for being pretty and having a bankable online avatar that exploits both the consumer and the girl on the screen and I can’t imagine what it feels like. 

-“You’re giving up your dream!”   “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

“I knew your father. He was a good man.”

Thats an entire movie right there

Ah, good. The latest meme has arrived.

And this goes to all the other Western countries too