вот ласкаво чувак, розслабся

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

devotion is so hot I wish it were real

I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when it’s just hurting women

and I don’t even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile

in fact the abolition of patriarchy could be a net loss for men and I would still think that feminism and the abolition of patriarchy was worth it

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

damn ok this homebrew is already kinda evil. if i get those cards i mentioned tho it could be even eviler 😈 this could be the reason i always get targeted by my roommates and girlfriends