I thinkn't therefore I amn't

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

you'll be feeling earth shattering grief and still be able to slam a sleeve of saltines like its nothing

i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever

especially trans WOMEN + other transfems specifically, who get stalked, pedojacketed, and harassed off the internet much more frequently than tme trans people do

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

OC checkpoint because I'm curious... What's the physical trait you like the most on your OC's face? A little detail you love paying attention to when you draw them. Their face just doesn't feel complete until you've added that thing. Tell me

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

reblog to bap prev with your paw

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other