Alpi

CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL SOBBING CANCEL PLEASE GHJ NO DONT OKAY DONT FORGET

NOOOOOO

if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

goddamnit.

all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

before the year ends, what's an album that came out this year that you think deserves more attention?

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don't even care anymore

Imagine the thots that cross my mind that I don’t post here

so embarrassing to have a funny thought and unironically be like “this will do numbers on tumblr.com!” and oh boy! numbers is zero.

friends, mutuals, countrymen - any of you remember seeing a post about the Worst Dinosaur Reconstruction? It crossed my dash about a month ago (several reblogs down the chain) but like an idiot I let it slip through my fingers

welp, i didnt try that hard, nor did i give it my all, but its time to give up and treat my self to snacks

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

It’s been a while since we reblogged chicken content, so… chicken chicken.