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the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

oh so you want this character to be at the end of their rope?? on the verge of a breakdown?? total collapse?? and then you want someone to notice?? and step in?? to take care of them?? without having to be asked?? okay great that all sounds great unrelated question how well would you say you are doing right now?

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

Part of me is really sad that they released joe Biden back into his natural habitat but I understand why it had to be done, they aren't meant to live in a zoo and the purpose has always been rehabilitation, I really hope he finds another joe Biden and the they have a very happy family :)

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*