My entire life is a shitpost

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

just me. and i'm NOT telling

what the fuck. come on

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

www.sleepy.com/naps

/careers

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever