Destiny-Free. Really.

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

Smacka smacka smacka

ms. lucas i'm sorry i assumed that "calling sen. tim kaine a cuck" was hyperbole i wasn't familiar with your game

Obsession (2025) was really scary because what if you took your girlfriend to a party and she did a dramatic reading of her Hansel & Gretel incest fanfiction.

Obsession (the Calvin Klein fragrance for men) is also really scary because it contains synthetic civet that's so effective at attracting big cats that wildlife researchers spray it near trail cams to get better footage. Do NOT wear it on a hike. Potion of getting mauled by a cougar.

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.